Proof that the world is ending

I've definitely realized a number of things that are happening these days, ranging from subtle to far-reaching that would make the superstitious person tremble. If freak occurances and events truly dictate the end of the world, then I think we'd better get ready. Here's a few signs that prove that the world is ending:

1) The PS3 is actually becoming popular and selling more units than other consoles

2) The U.S. economy ISN'T kicking everyone's ass for once.

3) I'm starting to actually eat vegetables.

444) I see the number sequence 444 everywhere!

5) My dad is going to the gym..........consistently more often than ME!

6) Gas is almost $1.50/L.

7) I'm actually dating someone..........for real!

8) Sonic is appearing in all kinds of Nintendo games.

9) Bananas are becoming extinct.