Deuchebag Moment of the Week

Here's the scenario. I'm in my 6 PM Human Resources class today with my prof. Dan DiMarco. The class consists of about 25-30 students. I arrived a little late, so I am forced to sit at a table situated behind the other rows of seats / tables:

DiMarco: People won't hesitate to embelish their resumes and outright lie about some of the things on there. Has anyone heard of the name Michael Ritter? Does that name ring any bells?

Me (thinking): (I think I've heard of that name before! It sounds so familiar to me for some reason!....Where the hell have I heard that name?)

DiMarco: (sees me thinking hard about it, shoots a glance at me) Is that name familiar to you? You look like you know it.

(The entire class turns around to see me and waits for my answer..)

Me: Umm, yeah......I think so.................Is he from Three's Company?

(The class shoots me one of those glances that implies, "Really? You're gonna go with that one? You sure buddy?")

DiMarco: Three's Company? Ohh hahahaha, no I'm not thinking of that Ritter. The Ritter I was referring to was in the news and is responsible for severe accounts of resume fraud.

Me (thinking): (Wow, I ate that soooo bad! Three's Company? What the fuck was that?! His name wasn't even Michael!! Isn't his name John Ritter or Jack Ritter? Wow what a deuche I've made myself to be this class. If you need me prof, I'll be here in the back of the box, with the rest of the tools. Fuck...)