Cleverest Moment EVER

(I'm sitting in one of my night classes with a friend. We're bored out of our skulls from this boring lecture).

Me: "Hey, I'm gonna goto the washroom, and then check out this Bake Sale that's supposed to be happening today. You want anything?"

Him: "Nah it's ok."

(I leave the room and head to the washroom, when somehow my nose almost instinctively knows that it's a good time to have a nosebleed. So I take care of that, and I go two floors down to where the Bake Sale is. Once I get there, I see nothing but a closed office and filled classrooms. So I go up one more floor and look for the sale there, only to find nothing. Disappointed and a little annoyed, I go back up to my floor and into my lecture)

Me: "That's fricken lame, I couldn't find the sale ANYWHERE!"

Him: (laughes)

Me: "Bake sale? More like FAKE sale!!!"