A list of reasons why the YMCA sucks

1. The average age of the typical YMCA member: 13

2. Benches are never available when you need them.

3. There's a very high probability of running over and injuring a senior citizen when running full blown on the track.

4. Their cafeteria costs way too much for what you're getting.

5. It seems like anyone can qualify to become a 'YMCA Personal Trainer' and know absolutely jack.

6. The picture on the ID card you're given is completely cheap. I would doubt if it was even 1.0 megapixel.

7. The actual ID card that you're given sucks, I was actually able to rip mine manually with my barehands.

8. There seems to be a brand new rule about the changeroom that I was never informed about: if you were in the pool at all that day, you have to strip down completely naked and must run at least 3 laps around the changeroom while showing off your dangling nuts.

9. The changeroom floors are always wet, and in conjunction with previously mentioned reason number 1, I would bet that it's from a combination of urine and wet pubes.

10. None of the female personal trainers are hot or even legal for that matter.

11. The rumor that claims that the building is right near the Beaumaris bus stop is merely propaganda.

12. There is no longer any Booster Juice anywhere near the building.

13. The gym is always being used for the most retarded activities. (ie: Strollercize.......yes that's right........it's an exercise routine).

14. And to top it all off, they just raised their monthly fee to $38 a month. So much for saving money....


And those are the reasons why I purchased my Club Fit membership just today. I have a few free guest passes if anyone is interested in checking it out.