Darwin Award: The Last Supper
March 25th, 1993
A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood.
His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appeared that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.
Had his wondows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but they wre sealed shut to create a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating methane gas, and a deadly disregard for proper ventilation.
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Another argument for me not to eat beans or cabbage :D

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