Kinda bored right now, so time to blog!

Lately it's been back to the old video game slump. I like to think it's justified because I'm working towards finishing all of these games that I've started in the past and have been putting hours into, but as everyone knows video games lead to nothing. Again it's been the constant struggle with trying to be productive, and I'm starting to sound like a broken record saying "I should be more productive, I should do this, I should do that."

Well at least thankfully I did my bicep workout, so that contributed to something useful. It's amazing what the human mind will think of when it has nothing better to do. With the lack of work lately and the anticipation of my new job coming up, there's not much I can really do but wait. I'm glad to say though that Chris and I finally got our act together and planned out which driver's classes we want to take. Anyone else wanna be in our AMA class? It's gonna be on Mon/Wed nights so let me know if that's good for you.

So with classes starting this upcoming monday, I guess I'm gonna have to sit out sports monday for at least 3 weeks which is a bummer. Last time it was lots of fun even though we couldn't get the regular ppl out there. I suddenly have a hankering for some ultimate football. For ppl who want to have a sports night more than one time a week, give me a shout as I'm totally up for being outside whenever the weather permits. I'm even thinking that after karate on Tues/Thurs is a decent time considering barely anyone tends to work those nights. I am really glad though that we finally have a designated night to kind of go out and have a fun time with friends. What was sweet was just this past monday we didn't even really have to call anyone up to remind them, everyone just kinda knew that we were gonna be out there as always.

On another note, this whole looking for a girlfriend thing is starting to lose steam. It just seems as though I haven't met the right person yet, or if I have than I've already tried and failed miserably with that person. Oh well, it's not like I'm completely depressed and suicidal over this sad fact, but a girlfriend is always nice to have over the summer break. Especially when all of your friends are busy working full-time at their jobs. I guess we'll just wait and see who happens to come by.

Next week is gonna be mega busy for me which is refreshing to hear for once. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the M.E. grad once again, as well as starting Driver's school, working, and going to a friend's picnic. Man I really hope the weather is gonna nice, or else that week is gonna suck.

Yeah I think I'm starting to write in a more depressing tone nowadays which is totally not good, so I'll try to stop right here. Don't you just hate it when you hang out with some ppl and all they do is complain or whine or be downright depressing? That pisses me off so much, especially if it's just constant and over the same things. So everything's not going so well in your life, it's great that you can talk to me about it and all, but don't let it be the centre of your life and mine. The last thing I need is for someone to keep reminding me how much life sucks and is unfair. I think you guys know who you are, so let this be a rude and obnoxious way for me to tell you "STOP IT!".

Yes, that was my rage for the day. Time for some dumb laws (this will be extra long to make up for my earlier posts):



England Laws
-Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of "harboring a Catholic priest" would be tortured or even hanged.
-Any priest of the Catholic faith that was caught would be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
-With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
-All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
-London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. (Repealed 1976)
-The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)
-It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
-It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
-Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
-It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
-Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
-A bed may not be hung out of a window.
-It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
-During his reign, Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas day, as they were insufficiently Puritan.
-Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
-It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
-Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
-Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
-It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
-Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
-If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
-All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
-Anal sex is prohibited.
-You may not make out in public.
-It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
-Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
-Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
-Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
-One may not "blemish the peace".
-A license is required to keep a lunatic.
-Damaging the grass is illegal.
-Jesuits, Seminary Priests and other suchlike disobedient Persons must be banished.
-Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

Chester
-You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

Hereford-You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

Liverpool
-It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

London
-Companies may vote in local elections.
-No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.

York
-Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

Isle of Man
-Crossbows are banned

Isle of Sark
-All land must be left to the eldest son.
-Divorces are outlawed.