Ok so I just woke up and I need to record my vivid dream before i completely forget. So I'll do that right now.

So for some reason I'm in a reality game show. And I don't know what the objective of the whole show is, but we're camping outside. The next thing I know, the next morning when I wake up, I see a huge group of tigers start running from around the campgrounds and the host's trailer into this small pond.

Yes the tigers actually JUMP into the water and stay there to become some kind of crazy underwater tigers. And for some stupid reason, the host of the show starts to freak out once we tell them what we saw. He just starts screaming "OH NO! Don't let the tigers escape!" So he runs the same path they do and jumps into the water where 8 different kinds of tigers just jumped into and are swimming.

Now all of the contestants start to completely freak out. Especially this one girl competitor that's really worried about the host. Somehow they all find the logic to tell me to go into the water. "Hey you know martial arts! You should jump in and save the host!"

At this point I'm thinking "What the hell are you talking about?! First of all it's 8 tigers that are in there, and secondly I don't even know how to swim!" But they keep reitterating the fact that I know martial arts and that I'm a pussy if I don't jump in.

So in my panic, I go back to camp to grab my ninja sword that my brother got me for christmas. I come back to the pond, and just from the perimeters of the pond I look for objects in the water that I can see clearly and start stabbing at them from the water edge. I see this one particular huge white form in the pond, and I start stabbing the crap outta it because it's the only thing I see in the pond, and it's swimming slow enough for me to see.

After like 30 seconds of stabbing at this thing madly, the same girl starts to scream furiously! She starts weep, "NO! Don't stab the host! You're killing him!" Then I finally realize that I'd been stabbing the host the entire time!

From there for some reason everything fades out, much like the end of a movie scene or when you die in a video game.

The next thing I know is that I'm standing next to the host who's all wet from the experience. And I start freaking out! I'm like "Shit man! Was I really stabbing you?! Did I get you real bad?" And he starts to nod like it's no big thing "Yeah you did.." And he lifts up the back of his shirt to reveal a good 5-10 huge gouges that he had received from my blind stabbing.

Then I woke up......

Okay, now that that's done and I've been established as one crazy mofo, the whole music thing on this page actually does work, you've just gotta let it load. I know it took a looong time for me to load the first time, then it isn't so bad. So I think if you read the blog, it should come up in the middle of your reading. I know Ryan's heard it already, that's why he's started complaining :P