After seeing Kev's magnificent adaptation of Hamlet's famous monologue, I couldn't help but update my blog even though I have a midterm today I should be studying for. I guess I'll consider this as a break from my studying for now. :)

Anywho, after that ridiculous vomit of unorganized thoughts that I wrote up on wednesday, I figured you guys deserve a bit better. So thursday I pretty much wasn't paying attention all day to my classes to try and think of some thoughts to write about. And I've got TONS of them, so don't expect too much description on them as I don't have the time! With that let's get right to it!

I'm sure everyone's heard the theory of everyone being under the spell of money. The world revolves around money, everything is material, whatever you want to say about that. I couldn't help but think though, that not only are ppl greedy because of money, but ppl are getting fatter. Now hear me out about this theory before you say "Dev, you're a fucking idiot..."

So here it goes. Everyone knows that chips and junk food and such come in a variety of sizes. One being of the small variety (vending machine), and some being of the bigger proportions (almost full meal bags). Now I couldn't help but come up with this theory because I have found myself caught in its web as well. The big reason why ppl don't like to buy junk food from vending machines is because of the cost. Ppl tend to think "WTF?! A dollar for a small bag of chips?! Why would I buy that when I can get one like 3-4 times as big from somewhere else at the same cost?" And in doing so, they saved their money, and then indulge in the "good deals" found at super markets with an outrageous amount of junk food. I think it's best illustrated at Costco. When you go into there, you see big shelves full of 84 pack soups, and 50 pack pops. They're a great bargain naturally, but do you really need that much to satisfy you craving? And when ppl do buy that huge bag of chips, one would say that my theory is completely wrong because ppl save them for later. I think it is totally wrong to say that. Because you see a guy eating from a big bag of chips, there's nothing really there to stop him from eating. Therefore as a society, yet again because of money, another problem arises in the form of cholesterol. Stupid friggin opportunity costs...

My next idea you can try yourself, in fact I highly encourage it. When some punk kid from jr. high or high school comes up to you at a bus terminal and asks if you have a smoke, don't refuse them. Instead play along with it and say "Yeah I got a smoke, hold on..." That's when you reach into your pocket as if reaching for a cig, and then you suddenly sucker punch him under the chin. A good old uppercut will do the trick (NOTE: canning the guy is also sufficient). Then when he's on the ground you say "You want another one?! I can smoke ya all day!" Punk asses and their friggin stinking up the place... Also it should be advised that make certain that they are younger or smaller than you before pulling this stunt.

Before I go on with my little spiel, I just wanted to announce that my Mastercard finally came in the mail! Oh man, I'm so excited now that I know my application was accepted. But of course I'm not gonna be one of those irresponsible dumbasses that keeps a balance on their card. The card is strictly for credit building purposes.. Speaking of applications, i recently applied for the U of A just yesterday. Before I get anyone's hopes up, or anyone commits suicide from the news, I should tell you that it's just to get a conditional acceptance. So basically if I do get accepted, I'm gonna defer it until the end of 2nd year. Back to the madness...

Just trying to think of what else I wanted to say. Oh yeah! I'm sick and tired of hearing ppl bitch and moan about ppl saying "Hi." or "Hello" or "What's up?" Honestly they go on and talk about "I wish I could kick those guys in the nuts, that would be cool." Look, if you're sick of us saying that kind of stuff, how about when we see you in the halls we just say "FUCK YOU." How desperate and lonely do you have to be to get all pissed about ppl saying hello. That's what our community has been built on! If everyone said what was exactly on their mind, the ppl who bitch and complain about that kind of stuff would have committed suicide by now.

That's pretty much all of the deep stuff that I can think about at the moment. I should get back to studying anyhow, seeing as how it's gonna be a long friggin day. In case anyone cares, I have school until 5, and then work from 6-12. Fun stuff, fun stuff....