Well after reading Anita's blog about her unusual, disturbing and YET entertaining bus trip home, (you gotta check it out, quite eventful www.anitangui.blogspot.com) I'm half inspired to update my blog once again.

I've found that lately everyone's been in the studying mode, or atleast is pretending to be because no one seems to update their blog during this time. This kinda led to general boredom, and basically forcing me to find other ways to put off studying. Believe me, I've been creative at times....

One thing that's really been pissing me off though lately is my upcoming English exam. Now this is no regular English 101 test, OH NO! This test is put together by the GAYEST MAN ON THE PLANET! This man can be described in a matter of a few words: gay, balding, stutter faggot. Oh yes, it's as bad as I describe. He literally goes on in class about Star Trek the old series, and about captain kirk and his crazy adventures. And while he's doing this, I just think to myself, "Hey dickhead! We don't pay you to talk about you homorific lonely life. We pay you to give us some free marks OR to atleast tell us how we can earn them! Crayondick...". This is the same homo who told me to take off my hat in the middle of class because it distracts him from teaching! Hey man, I don't care if your nuts are on fire, just teach the fucking curriculum! Asstard.... Anyhow, back to the test.

The test is to be compiled up of 3 parts. The first part is Short Answer. Now here's how he described it: "There will be 8 questions on the test, and you only have to answer 5. These questions will be based on the def'ns and terms that we went over in class, as well as questions about stories and poems. Also I'm not expecting much from this section, all you have to write is about 4-5 lines for each question." (yeah because that SOUNDS like SHORT answer, dumb bastard...)

Anyhow, the next part of the test is supposed to be a short essay based on a poem. I know, easy stuff right? All we are expected to do is write a short essay with brief points about the topic given. Ok, so I can just refer back to the poem, and us quotes as my support right? WRONG BIATCH! In this fucked up exam, you have to memorize all of your own poems (all of the 20-30 some poems we went through), and piece it together yourself! Well I guess not entirely by yourself, he supplies a line or two of text (yay for salvation..)

I think that's the most fucked up part of the exam. The last part is pretty straight forward to be honest. It's another essay about some literature we read during the term. But OMG I can't believe that second part. What a mofo...

In other news, I also found a new necklace for the cross that Ryan gave me as a gift. This one is a lot more thicker than the necklace it came with, so I'm pretty happy to know that my cross is safe. Finding stuff is so fun!

As well if anyone wants to celebrate the end of the semester, just let me know. Pathetic as it is, i have no direct plans at the moment, and I'd really like to hang out after this stressful week or two is done. I'm personally done on the 12th, so just let me know!